Here is the third and final part of my response to that chain letter that opened up with… “WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?”. Once again; chain letter in red, my responses in black.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed I don’t care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
This is obviously a reflection of the emotional hostility that many Americans have toward the UN, which ironically started as an American idea. The UN was established as an organization based on global democracy, which has always been an American slogan, and it still is. But sometimes the state of the world has the effect of matching our slogans with the true intentions of our leadership and sometimes they don’t.
During the time the UN was being created, the rest of the world was reeling in the aftermath of WW2 and America had all the money, surplus and good looks. That made America the voluntary choice for almost everyone. But over the course of the next seventy years many countries have developed greater independence and more alternatives, so naturally, the free will of democracy won’t always go our way like it did in the middle of the 20th century. I guess when it doesn’t we start whining about their parking tickets. 🙁
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Once again, we show our intolerance for countries that don’t always agree with us. Maybe we would feel better if we just put the world in shackles.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
I’m not sure what the rednecks expect the Mexican government to do. Mexicans are free people who can go where they want. If Americans have a hard time with Mexicans crossing the border then they should stop looking for cheap under-the-table labor because that’s what brings them in. And when illegal immigrant workers use U.S. tax-funded services, I don’t think the Americans that pay these workers under the table to avoid paying taxes in the first place have a right to say anything about it.
BTW – I don’t know when the chain letter was originally written but Vicente Fox Quesada is not the President of Mexico anymore. Felipe Calderon is.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty – starting now.
Yeah, it was a good idea when we thought the U.S. would get the better end of the deal wasn’t it?
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we’ll be drilling for oil in Alaska – which will take care of this country’s oil needs for decades to come. If you’re an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
The highest estimates for how much oil is in the ANWR is about 10 billion barrels, which would be enough to take care of this country’s oil needs for about 18 months.
Proponents of drilling ANWR often play games with this number so they can make statements like… “There’s enough to last for decades.” What they are basically saying is that Alaskan oil can reduce our dependency on foreign oil by 15%… for approximately two decades, enough to use the plural form of the word in a vague indication of a long time. ‘Wanna buy the Brooklyn Bridge?
So then why does the oil industry continue to battle congress on this? While 10 billion barrels would hardly offset the cost of bringing the oil to the market, there is a precedence that the industry hopes to set in which the promises that America made to itself to preserve and protect certain areas of natural land are broken. If the American promise to protect ANWR is broken then from a legal perspective, it will also be much easier to break the promises that America made to protect it’s California shore and it’s Rocky Mountains. So now we see the advantage for the oil industry, what about us? Is a 15% reduction in foreign oil really going to help us avoid the effects of Middle Eastern politics or OPEC price setting? Well, unless we can cut our consumption by 85%, I’d say not. But if you still think that this 15% reduction on foreign oil is really that important you should be happy to know there is another option. It has also been estimated that we can cut 15% of our consumption through achievable conservation efforts. Of course this requires that we go on an energy diet, which not every American has the will-power to do.
So what the dispute over Alaskan oil amounts to is a test of the American character. Will America demonstrate it’s self-control and integrity, or will it demonstrate that an American promise isn’t’ worth much?
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, “darn tootin.”
Although there are some Republican isolationists out there such as Pat Buchanan, they are really more like isolated Republicans because Republicanism itself claims to be “pro-business”, and anyone with a mind for business understands the commercial advantages of globalism and any business mind with the guts to play dirty understands the advantages of levering foreign policy to insure favorable business environments. Any president that turns his back on global affairs will be denounced by the very same people that encourage isolation once they figure out what idiots they’ve been.
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
Well, a century ago our westward expansionism had just finished up with one of the largest genocides in human history, where we wiped out entire nations of indigenous people and we were just starting to turn our attention toward the economic enslavement of countries to the south as part of a greedy process that “Big Stick” Teddy Roosevelt himself called “U.S. Imperialism”.
Our war with the Philippines, which our history books fail to mention, was underway in which the U.S. forced those people to submit to our desires too. We have been smacking other countries with “big sticks” ever since. By mid-century, the only atomic assault on major population centers in human history had become our biggest stick yet, but at that same moment the effect of being the only industrial nation in the world that escaped the war with infrastructure untouched, along with the abundant resources made available from all the land we took from the natives, gave us an even bigger stick. Since then, we’ve created the IMF, the World Bank and for those who don’t go along with the plan, the CIA. We essentially transformed the tools of imperialism from an obvious system of military competition into a shady game of extortion. We offer “to help them” but expect returns and any nation that dares to refuse pays a horrible price.
Maybe that enmity comes from people who don’t like to be forced to accept our “help”, maybe they want to do things on their own and are tired of us telling them “it’s our way or your elected president gets replaced.” From the feudal lords to the Mafia, the people with the sticks have always “offered help” so I don’t know why it should come as such a surprise to see people flip off their “providers” behind their backs.
It is time to
eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won’t forget.
Actually, we do owe those countries on List 1… a lot of money. According to the U.S. Department of the Treasury we currently owe $12 billion to Poland and $145 billion to the U.K. But we owe even more to the countries on List 2: The U.S Treasury owes France $20.4 billion, Germany $47.7 billion and China, a massive $420 billion, not to be outdone by Japan to which we owe $612 billion! We even owe Mexico $35.5 billion! I’m not just talking about trade deficits here, these numbers, reported by the U.S. Treasury, are the debts we owe to foreign lenders.
How did this happen?
Well, despite the Republican claims that the Democrats are the big-government spenders with all their historic references to the “New Deal” days of yore, actual records show that in the last 20 years, the Republicans have been the big-government spenders and as a result have driven our nation deep into debt.
What makes it easy for them to preserve the illusion of being “financially responsible” is their constant foot stomping about taxes. The message is that they are doing more for less. This has been their biggest advantage when looking for votes from consumer-oriented Americans. But what they tend to keep on the “low-down” is that they have an alternate source of funding – foreign investors. Who needs income when you have credit? So after 20 years of Republican control over the government, we have become the #1 debtor country in the world. Our #1 export is debt!
Not only do we owe a lot of money to foreign investors now but our entire economy has actually become dependent on the continued stream of foreign investment, which is why the Federal Reserve has been slowly ratcheting up our rates – to make American debt more attractive.
So tell me, how is a president going to turn his back on the world when his country depends so much on foreign loans? Not even our massive military can fix that problem. Sure, we can default on our current debts but that would be like cutting our throats because we still need to borrow more from Peter to pay Paul. Our choice has become simple, sell ourselves to foreign investors so we can continue to fund our economy or go belly up.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
LOL – As long as they can still communicate to us that we still owe them money.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
Honestly, what does it matter what language I read this in? Besides, I’m a little hard pressed to find a soldier to “thank” for keeping English my primary language. My family came here from England were they were already speaking English and since then there hasn’t been a single point where English as a primary language was ever threatened by a military force. Did the Nazis ever force the French, the Dutch or the Poles to speak German? No. Did the Japanese ever force the Chinese or Cambodians to speak Japanese? No. Did the Russians force the Hungarians or the Czechs to speak Russian? No. OK, enough of THAT silliness.
(Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what happens! Let’s get this to every USA computer!)
Yes, let’s spread our ignorance. 😉
:End of Chain Letter:
Actually, I understand where this letter is coming from. Simply put, there are a lot of people that are fed up with the way America is being treated in the global community but what is sad is that this disharmony between what I call American chauvinism (not all Americans, but enough of them to be embarrassed) is essentially a lashing out at others for problems that we have created ourselves.
I think that many times Americans have the most distorted perception of what America is. From what I can tell, most of the world truly admires our democracy. They really do. The American Revolution, and the U.S. Constitution are gleaming inspirations for others all around the world but these aren’t the things that our leaders are offering them, in fact our leaders have been doing everything possible to prevent other countries from having these things. The British also did what they could in the 18th century to prevent us from having them, but to be more specific, it really didn’t have much to do with the British nation, it was the powerful bankers and merchants in London that effectively leveraged the Crown’s command of a strong military to force the colonies to comply with unfair economic arrangements. It was the masses versus the powerful that feed upon them. The American Revolution provided a constitutional democracy that gave the American masses a better chance against unfair arrangements but this didn’t prevent the powerful bankers and merchants from evolving, finding new hunting grounds and ironically finding a new king for hire in Washington.
Today, it’s the powerful transnational corporations leveraging the U.S. Presidency to force people all around the world to comply with unfair economic arrangements. So in one hand, America holds democracy which gives it’s own people a chance against the aggressions of the powerful as facilitated by the foreign policy that America holds in the other hand. It’s really a matter of where you live as to whether you feel the palm of one hand on your shoulder or the back of the other hand across your face.
I suppose it’s difficult for those who feel one hand to imagine the effects of the other which would explain why so many Americans with the palm of American democracy on their shoulders can’t imagine the reason for anti-American sentiment. Can’t they see how good the hand of democracy is? Perhaps a better question is… “Can’t we see what the other hand is doing?”