This is a letter to Jeff Katz, a radio personality in North Carolina who recently broadcasted his opinions on WBTabout a children’s storybook about two gay penguins.

Hi Jeff – I just happened to catch your show about gay penguins yesterday.

You said that this story of the two male penguins was a way of teaching young children that because male penguins take care of the eggs that they are gay. I just wanted to say that you could save yourself some embarrassment if you understood that sometimes people just write stories – it’s called fiction. Even small children can figure that one out.

You say that the story is used to “indoctrinate” our children. Well, here is why I support these types of stories: Young children sometimes have parents who are “different” and it’s good that these types of stories can help them deal with that without thinking that their parents are evil. Of course, I’m sure you believe all gay people are sinful, because that’s what you were indoctrinated with and that’s fine, to each their illusion, but my point is this; why not allow the children of gay parents some form of consolation? Sometimes, that’s all a story is.

At the same time, most normal children will simply read or hear the story and think nothing of it. I know this because my wife and I have brought up two children of our own and we never felt it necessary to shield them from the existence of gay people. Today they are young adults who enjoy very normal heterosexual relationships. Of course they do. Parents whom they admired inspired them, a much stronger force than a storybook.

I can’t help but think that you might lack the same confidence in your own children; perhaps you think a story is all it would take to make them gay. I never felt that way with my children. Maybe inside you’re only a nudge away from being gay yourself – that would explain your fear of the “militant gay movement” and your fear of your own children turning gay.

– a listener who isn’t scared of gay people.

08. August 2018 · Categories: Noise, Politics

So, I read this argument that Hillary Clinton didn’t actually win the popular vote in 2016 because those 3 million extra votes she got all came from California, a state that supposedly allows and even encourages illegal immigrants to vote. Now, it takes a certain tenacity to cling to such an outrageous claim. But I did what I always try to do and investigated the matter on my own. It should be easy enough to figure out, right? I’m pretty sure that the immigrants who enter illegally KNOW they’ve broken a law, so there would have to be a very compelling reason for them to risk being caught just so they can cast a vote for the white lady. Something that compelling should be easy enough to see.

So, I started with California’s Secretary of State, Alex Padilla. His website makes it pretty clear that a voter would need either a California driver’s license, state ID or a Social Security number… But this is only enforced at registration, not at the polling place, unless an ID is NOT checked at registration time in which case, ID will be checked at the polling place… But this is only if the registration process that deferred verification was a first-time registration.

So… for the kind of people who insist Hillary was operating a child pornography ring under cover of a pizza parlor, this kind of loosey-goosey law leaves plenty of room for conspiracy theories. All anyone needs to do is point to the glaring fact that an ID isn’t required at the polling station except for the “first-time registration without ID” exception. That’s an easy headline. Still, if you really think the process through, you can see the integrity of the system.

Voters in California are registered and then notified which polling place to report to. So there is some control through that process, much like a bank sending a verification code to your phone and of course, your name won’t be on the list if you aren’t registered and even if you didn’t verify your identity when you registered, they can still check to see if you registered previously and if you didn’t, THEN the polling station needs to check; otherwise it can be assumed that you are a citizen due to the permanent nature of that status.

But… why not just check for ID at the polling station? Just as a safeguard? Well, because it’s kind of pointless when the majority of California voters mail in absentee ballots. So just maybe the registration process IS the right place to do all the vetting.

However… there is still that chance that someone finds out the name and Social Security number of someone else and votes before the real McCoy gets there. I believe both votes under the same identity would be disqualified, but I’m not sure. I found a website https://www.usa.gov that supports a chat agent. Cool, I’ll see if they can help me.

I asked if someone can vote if they use my name and social security number. They answered with…

Alexandria: We provide information on how to report voter fraud on the following link.
https://www.usa.gov/voting-laws#item-36047
4:40:53 PM

Alexandria: I hope the information I sent you helps. Do you have any more questions?
4:40:57 PM

Well, it didn’t really because a link to report voter fraud is only useful AFTER it happens. I was looking for the measures taken to PREVENT voter fraud. So, I thought I’d be a little more direct.

Me: I’m not a citizen… I’m just checking to see if I can slip in a vote. Apparently, I can as long as no one takes the time to report voter fraud.
4:42:02 PM

Alexandria: You cannot
4:43:00 PM

Alexandria: You can only be registered as a citizen
4:43:14 PM

Ugh… yes, I KNOW that… I’m not looking for the rules, I’m looking for the safeguards. So, sticking with the direct strategy…

Me: Again… what’s to stop me?
4:43:42 PM

Alexandria: We take all threats seriously. information about this chat session will be turned over to law enforcement authorities for further investigation.
4:43:48 PM

The agent has ended the chat

I didn’t get a chance to say anything more. I was literally cut off and left wondering if my name is now being passed around through law enforcement or worse. Maybe the direct strategy wasn’t such a bright idea, lol… I any case, I wasn’t able to find any safeguard against an illegal immigrant hijacking a citizen’s vote, but again, that would require the citizen that took the time to register to not be bothered with voting AND an illegal immigrant to have access to that citizen’s information AND risk being caught while committing fraud. Given these circumstances, 3 millions votes seems like a lot.